My partner and I started ballroom dancing recently and had a running inside joke with our dance instructor. She kept yelling at us about our "chicken wings" and that they would haunt her nightmares. We then brainstormed the best gift a teacher could get; an optic illusion of cheetah print that are actually chicken wings on a glittery cup with 'best instructor ever' on it. Unfortunately, we didn't get product shots of the final result before handing over the gift. We were just too excited.
